Tolerance (from Lat . Tolerantia - patience , endurance ) - sociological term for tolerance to a different worldview, lifestyle , behavior and customs. Social tolerance is the awareness and giving to others their right to live according to their own worldview and values to serve their original culture. Social tolerance means acceptance , a proper understanding of and respect for other cultures , ways of expression and manifestation of human individuality.
In the deep dungeons of the Pentagon or viral downtown Atlanta , terribly classified scientists finally brought the virus . Mutating custom look.
Warriors would not care for any convention on the prohibition of development in the field of biological weapons. Brought all.
On bald happy faces showered with a cornucopia of any awards , big stars, houses, villas, cars , in short, life is good .
Having looked all nishtyaki , generals and scientists engaged in the affairs of other problems and virus enclosed in glass flasks peacefully linger in special refrigerators .
Life went on .
Scurried periodically fell , planes carrying crowds . Brisk trade . Reveler in pubs and clubs youth. Successive governments . People were born and died .
In an instant , almost the whole world sick tolerance , pedaristiey and religion.
Snarling at each other, their heads facing Christians and Muslims , ran with colorful flags gays , calling into its ranks all who want it. Fought the government against its own people , punishing intolerant , not multicultural behavior.
The refrigerator was sleeping peacefully , waiting for the hour virus.
The hour has come .
A young employee is extremely secret lab on Sunday evening at the bar accidentally met with the employee at least the Secret Service protection. And then it started .
Whiskey overthrows Niagara throats employees top-secret , then he was mad ( and prohibited superiors ) mezhsluzhebny sex .
The morning of the laboratory , who cares about every cell of your body , trudged to the coveted fridge for reagents. Clouded residual pairs whiskey brain employee uncoordinated action hands and cherished cone , flew down.
Snapped thin glass ( and what idiot came up with all the worst store in the glass? ), The virus resurfaced.
Howl sirens flashed orange lights sirens , automatic doors began to close , cutting off workers from the outside world .
Action has been taken !
But one lucky (or stupid? ) Infected with a virus, managed to leave the lab.
A week later .
- The remaining survivors must gather in the auditorium ! - Growled radio voice of the father Meng . - Attendance to the meeting is required! Starting at eighteen zero zero !
Five hundred , miraculously saved from the virus of people flocked to the auditorium maximum security prison , which they have chosen as a refuge .
Meng 's father stood on the stairs and look around the audience .
- Everyone here ? - Meng father asked menacingly .
- Everything! - Shouted from the crowd.
Father Meng, former pastor of the Church of England , nodded his gray head and adjusted his glasses .
- Then let's start . The first item on the agenda : the burial of zombies.
The crowd rustled uneasily survivors .
- A hula tsatskatsa with them ? - Asked Yegor , the only Russian , appeared randomly in America as a tourist. - In the fire and the point is !
Father Meng displeasure coughed and said :
- And we , you know , by faith it is impossible to burn the body of the deceased , otherwise the soul will not be reunited with the Lord !
- God is now working and so lacking. - Parried Russian - from a pair of three hundred did not generally change.
Meng put his hand over the crowd and shouted a studied :
- Let us pray to the Lord , brethren !
- You go to the drain to Satan ! - A voice with a strong Arabic accent and mimicked Menga : - Brothers ... ugh !
Elbows pushing people to the stairs man made his way in the Arab robe with a turban on his head .
- I Mufti Ali Hasan Ibn Sulfit ! Devout me!
He waved his hand and the crowd separated ten people .
- Here they are ! True sons of Allah ! - Mufti began to rage . - Only for them is paradise! And the rest go fuck !
Meng father angrily pulled on sparse beard and growled :
- Bah! Paradise overall !
Mufti sarcastically grimaced
- Really?
- Yes ! - Meng again stretched his arms over the crowd. - Pray , brethren !
- Prayer ! - Yelled Mufti .
Scandal and promised to be good fun , if not from the crowd came a tall man in a torn T-shirt and leather twist .
- I'm a Satanist , and I do not care your heavens . - He said . - I on the contrary , I dream to get their Lord . Who can tell how?
Slammed his shot high and fell and shot a Chinese jacket "DHL" shrugged and said with a strong accent :
- Express delivery .
Silence that came in the room, interrupted Russian , who was sitting on the bench and dragged through a straw from a bottle of gin :
- Are you all clear - he said , waving his hand towards the clergy. - And what about the motherfuckers ?
- Not with motherfuckers , I'm sorry , but gay . - Blonde stepped forward .
She pulled her wig , revealing a bald head shorn :
- Well, I'm gay and I claim.
Among the crowd fainted toppled several men , one of whom shouted before myocardial sent him to the hereafter :
- I understood why only anal- oral sex .....
Gay took off heels and stomped up the stairs.
- Friends and Lovers ! I protest ! I do not have safe sex - again! Whoever tries to hurt me - two! And thirdly , I demand my rights recognition , followed by registration of marriage and adoption of children !
- It's unthinkable ! - Exclaimed someone in the crowd .
- Unthinkable only terrorize people for what they do not like you ! - Parried gay and tears with makeshift podium .
The room fell silent .
- Wonder girls dance . - Summed up in Russian Egor and loudly asked : - Who's next?
- I ! - On the stairs climbed skinny girl in tight sweater and sneakers. - Here someone said "children" ?
- Well, I said . - Boomed gay.
- No children and niibet ! - Yelled the girl . - These larvae spoil everything! Skin , teeth, figure and career !
Yegor laughed .
- What is there career , my dear ?
- Whatever! It is important that women's rights should not be violated ! We want to give birth ! Do not want - Fingering in the toilet!
The female half of the survivors applauded , pushed shaky elbow clapped henpecked .
Somehow it was all joy , only single Egor sat sullenly in the corner. Finishing his gin, he resolutely stood up and climbed the stairs.
- Quiet! - He barked .
Room fell silent with fear and stress looking at the incomprehensible Russian .
- I've been thinking . All rights and who does not want to violate someone else's . Right?
- It's true ! That's right! - In the ecstatic crowd shrieked survivors.
- So . - Continued Yegor . - I stand up for the rights of zombies.
Room fell silent .
- On the street and rain them exactly cold and wet . While we sit here in the warmth and contentment ! We must let them in !
Hall exploded with angry shouts
- They are eaten by people! They stink and rot !
Yegor put his hand over the room :
- Quiet! Quiet!
Waiting for silence , he continued :
- You behave intolerant ! You fatcat bastards ! You do not think about the traditions and rights of zombies! In their tradition of eating human flesh , and you kill them for it ! You fag , imagine will kill every time you suck ? Huh? Or you, Mufti , would kill for what you pray ?
People endorsing roared , shaking their heads .
- Indeed. Yes , it is.
Yegor chuckled
- And what about the smell. so here at all , full emancipation ... or as it is there . Well, what can he do ? This physiological feature - rot and stink. No, that would wash the man perfume his spirits. No! Immediately bullet ! As if that is the best medicine for the stench !
Audience burst into applause .
- Bravo ! Bravo ! You are a true fighter for the rights !
- Prepare a bath! Open the door ! Be tolerant !
Everyone rushed to open the door and prepare the bath.
Drunk Yegor sat on the roof , clutching handguard machine , and watched as the zombies devour tolerant people . He shrugged and spat evil shutter " Kalash " .
- Tolerant motherfucker ! And I'm not tolerant , I do not care .
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