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"Psak walked around the city alone. Everything was as usual : children riding on a carousel election , Keanu sitting on a bench with a fox , sad and ate a burger , about entrance Tajik red moccasins otskrebyval from asphalt laureate Darwin and muttered under his breath, " Ms. krovkishkiraspidorasilo is ..." . Psak pulled out a your iPhone for 45 thousand rubles , dialed the number and pressed to his ear , but did not hear beeps . Quickly realizing what was happening, she untied the ribbon on the overgrown chin and pulled the pink fur hat . Hooters appeared .
- Hello , hello! I would like to sell a moped . Please, advertisement on Avito ... yes yes , the receptionist is ... proof ? Proof is not ... How yuh go on ?
Psak perplexed put iPhone in the bag and saw her approaching Obama .
- Hey ! I do not have enough attention from others , hug me all and sundry ! - Barack was in the mood , apparently , bananas gave the first harvest , they embraced. - Psak , what's your name so rzhachnaya ?
" Well ohuet now .. " - she thought, and then remembered why Yaytsenyuha .
- I gash new sanctions ! - Obama rejoiced and began to dance with impatience some Central African dance.
- Barack , you can not just come up and take sanctions against Russia , - said slowly Psak .
- Come on, it's so simple .. how to draw an owl !
Psak Rukalitso did , but then straightened out and has already done Orthodox feyspalm . " Though no one would have seen " - she thought, and for greater reliability ziganula slightly .
- Obama , we all pissed away , be a man , bleat ! Come sit down and talk without witnesses. - Psak turned and looked at the young man in white sweat pants and a leather jacket . The guy looked sad look on her.
They came to the bench and sat down . Keanu and foxes look at Obama with a slight smile and wonder , both on their heads were what that strange woolly hats foil .
- Fuck you goof ! - They said simultaneously , pointedly move on another bench and began snapping Semyon .
- And you but UPRT ! - Quietly, so no one heard Obama thought to himself .
- Instead of a thousand words ... - in response thought Psak .
From the entrance Klitschko ran and ran toward them .
- Uncle, let the cookies !
- Of course we give , the next question , please - said Psak did pokerfeys .
- In the future will be able to see not only all ...
- Okay, okay, uboltal , yukodrocher damn ! - Interrupted Psak - on here , hell, just do not let friends ! - With these words, she gave him a cookie .
Klitschko bit off , laughed , sprinkled with flour and swung himself turntable his jaw.
Suddenly in the distance and there was applause sounded anthem UWB . Everyone stood up and put his hands to his chest. "They do that , its not that there ? " - Psak thought , but did not remove his hands . Another batutonavt to conquer the unknown space. Ten paces came savory slap the ground. Janitor in red MOKAS just squatting on Cortana cigarette in a public place , with a sigh and stood up , saying, " I am your house pipe reeling heap fly bleat " and began to scour the asphalt.
Churkin was sitting on a nearby bench in a coat and eating ice cream . "For nehuy " - he thought, and smiled mysteriously ..."
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